KYOWVA Evangelistic Association

"If Born Before 1940, We've Seen The Arrival Of . . ."

By Dr. Hoyt W. Allen, Jr.


1) Automatic Transmissions in cars

2) Buffered Aspirin

3) Colored TV

4) Zip Codes

5) Dutch Barns

6) Cordless Phones

7) Computers (also, printers, & the mouse, even
though we did have a mouse from time to time)

8) White Lines & reflectors on the highways

9) Dusk to dawn lights

10) FastFood Restaurants

11) Reflectors on Guard Rail ends, and the ends
taking a dive into the ground

12) Interstate Highways

13) Reel To Reel Tape Recorders, as well as
Audio Cassette Recorders, CD's or DVD’s

14) Remote TV's

15) The name of some local preachers changed to "Pastor"

16) Telephone Area Codes

17) Church Buses & Vans

18) Toll Free 800 Telephone Numbers

19) Zip+4 Mail Codes

20) Coming on of Youth Ministers

21) " " " Ministers of Education

22) " " " " of Music

23) " " " " of Visitation

24) Air Conditioning in cars & in most homes

25) Putt Putt Golf

26) Mini Skirts

27) Up-Flush Commodes

28) Church Camps

29) Evangelizing Associations

30) Cell Phones

31) Cable TV

32) Satellite Dishes in yards & on roofs

33) CB Radios in cars

35) Police Radar & Motorist Fuzz Busters

36) Plastic Credit Cards

37) Aluminum Cans, Awnings, & Siding

38) Vinyl Siding

39) Electric Typewriters

40) Electronic Programmable Keyboards

41) White lights in windows of residences

42) Artificial Limbs & Organs

43) By-Pass Heart Surgery

44) Novocain used by Dentists

45) Flood Walls

46) Laser Beam Surgery

47) Phone Answering Machines

48) Junk Mail

49) Styrofoam Cups & Plates

50) Plastic Silverware

51) Ball Point Pens

52) TV Church

53) The “Falling” Of Many Tele-Evangelists

54) Many Good Names Corrupted, such as:
a) Grass b) Gay c) Coke

55) Mr. Ed - the talking horse

56) Strawberry Shortcake now applied to baby dolls

57) Barney Rubble & Barney The Dinosaur

58) Digital Watches

59) Weed Eaters

60) Electric Tooth Brushes

61) Food Processors

62) Rotary Lawn Mowers

63) Watches with calculators

64) Chain Saws

65) Hair Dryers

66) Electronic Schedulers

67) Blenders

68) Microwave Ovens

69) Self Cleaning Ovens

70) Garage Door Openers


71) Kitchen Disposals

72) Contact Lenses

73) Electric Blankets

74) MRI Hospital Equipment

75) Medical Ultra Sound

76) Memory Telephones

77) Call Waiting & Three-Way Conversation

78) Fax Machines

79) Caller ID

80) Various Movie Ratings 

81) Medicaid & Medicare

82) Flea Collars & pills

83) Rabies Shots

84) Side By Side Refrigerators

85) Women Putting Old Tin Cans On
Shelves For Decorations

86) Penicillin

87) Laser Beam Light Shows

88) Tater Tots

89) Two Car Families

90) Polio Shots

91) Drip Dry clothes

92) House Husbands

93) FM Radios

94) Gay Rights

95) Frozen Foods

96) Frisbees

97) Rax Roast Beef

98) Dry Bond Copiers

99) Clothes Dryers

100) Panty Hose

101) The Pill

102) Word Processors

103) Group Therapy

104) Computer Dating

105) Split Atoms

106) Yogurt

107) Computer Chips (Chips were small pieces
of wood)

107) Hardware was hardware & software
wasn't even a word

108) Instant Coffee & Instant Mashed Potatoes

109) Pizza Shops

110) Bank Drive-In Windows, or Night Deposits

111) Day Care Centers

112) Guys having spiked green & pink hair

113) "Made In Japan" meant junk

114) Time Sharing meant families just
sitting around & talking, instead
of condominium sharing

115) Most couples got married first & then
had babies

116) 5 and 10 Cents Stores were in nearly every
town, where one could actually buy items
for a nickle & a dime

117) For a nickle one could mail a first class
envelope & two post cards, buy an
ice cream cone, ride a street car, or make a phone call

118) Fast Foods meant beating our brothers
& sisters to the table

119) You could buy a Chevy coupe for $ 600

& gasoline was 11 cents per gallon

120) In our time:

a) Only women wore ear-rings and body
piercing was unheard of

b) Tatoos were worn only by sailors

c) Cigarette smoking was "In"

b) Grass was mowed & not smoked

d) Pot was something you cooked in

e) Rock Music was mama's lullabies
in a rocking chair

f) Aids were helpers in the principal’s office

g) Men married women and homosexuality was nearly
unheard of & those who chose this lifestyle were in a closet

h) We were not before the difference in the
sexes was discovered, but were surely
before the sex change,... we made do with what we had!


Plainly, some things never change, don’t get short changed. Be ready to meet our Maker. The Bible teaches that to avoid hell and gain heaven - one must:

1) Believe In Jesus As Savior (Acts 16:31) 2) Repent Of Sins (Acts 17:30) 3) Confess Christ Audibly (Acts 8:37) 4) Be Baptized In Water (Acts 2:38) 5) Live A Christian Life (Acts 14:22) 6) Be Active In the Church

KYOWVA Evangelistic Association

1541 S. 7th Street * Ironton, OH 45638

Web Page: www.kyowva.com

Free Bible Course Upon Request




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